That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says...
After everything that's been happening
I think I want to get into contact with that model/extras agency again & arrange an appointment. I fancy having a proper go at it this time; yes the cost of the photoshoot is pricey (plus transport to their offices in Warrington) but I’d get the money back with a couple of jobs wouldn’t I? And if they push me in both fields like they said they can, it’d work out fine, yeah? ...
I see no one left any messages.
Ask me things.
Seriously. I haven’t had questions or anything like that in bloody ages, despite asking a few times. You can ask anything at all! C’mon! http://apollophoenix.tumblr.com/ask
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Moms adventures with Pokémon Black :|
Me: Mom, what are you doing with my DS?
Mom: Playing this Pokémon Black game.
Mom: -15 minutes into game.- Really? They ALL had to take the first step together? Is that little faggot Bianca going to start spouting friendship speeches too, like that hoe in Yu-Gi-Oh?
Me: ...... :| MOM.
Mom: And why is that kids pants so tight? I don't want you cosplaying as him again.
Me: What does Cheren have-
Mom: And who is this faggot? Green hair? OH, AND HIS NAME IS N, WHAT IS THIS, DEATH NOTE.
Me: MOM. GIVE ME BACK MY DS. D8
Mom: No, I'm playing a game. Omg.
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How I know that I'm not Tumblr Famous:
Me: Ask me questions please c:
My followers: lol no.
Tumblr famous person: Ask me questions bitches
Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
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